Oh my faux-hawk roommate. Why are you always so attractive?
On a separate note, I do feel a need to apologize to Airwalk, Scott and all others for some strong wordings about the wedding shoes. I am giving them a second chance right now and they're doing much better. I'm sorry for my rant. Please take it with a grain of salt. If there was a 'joking/exaggerating/sarcasm' font, I would have written that message in that.